Last Episode Cookie is pregnant.
Last Episode I'm the baby's father.
I'd like you to come stay home.
So you will be taken care of.
This dude, too, has to be there!
If we're living together,
...we have to make a deal that
we won't intrude into other's private lives.
Deal!/ Deal!
Sua, can you babysit my kids?
Hurry have a kid of your own.
They can play together with Eik and Ook.
Why do we have to hurry?
If not now, then when?
I'm ready.
I don't think so.
Is he a burglar?
Dad!
Yeah, it's me!
Jib.
Normally he is always like this?
Normally when he fights with mom, it won't last long,
...never packed things up and run away like this.
Man-opause?
Possibly.
Let's go.
Dad, here's cold water.
Don't you have any beer, Sua?
We don't have any at home.
What do you fight with mom about this time?
It's adults', not kids' stuffs.
I think...
...you should calm down a bit.
I can't calm down anymore!
Everything I said is all wrong to your mom.
Your mom has gone crazy!
Come on.
I think you should calm down,
go back and have a nice talk with mom.
I'll drive you home.
No, I don't want to.
Here, I've already packed up everything.
I'll have to sleep over here tonight.
Where will you sleep then?
Anywhere!
Your house is big enough. Lots of room too!
I can sleep anywhere.
I'm not serious about it. No worry at all.
Aren't you afraid of ghosts? Sleeping alone?
It's true.
It's true or you're threatening me?
It's true. I'm not threntening you.
Let's do this then,
I'll go sleep with you guys in your room.
Oh, you cannot do that, dad.
Why not?
It's the room Jib and I do "the homework".
Not do it just one day, it doesn't hurt!
It does, dad. We have to do it everyday.
It's our routine.
Not even for a day?
I insist that we've to do the homework in that room.
What the heck!?
Let's go.
Go where?
Jib, can you just, not do the homework for a day?
Let me sleep over.
It's better you go back and sleep with mom.
Let's go.
Alright, get in the car.
Okay, done.
Ready?
Dad?
Where is he?
Dad!
I know it.
Here! He is.
Ohh, Dad.
Dad, what are you doing?
Oh, I just come to look,
if the car's plate is ok? If lights are on?
You can ask me, dad. Let's get in the car.
Welcome!
Make yourself at home.
Why do you have these mannequins at home?
I think they're creepy.
I use them for my work.
Don't you study Administration?
You know, I just studied Administration for a semester.
Mathematics was required, so I just said them goodbye.
Then I transferred to study Fashion Design instead.
What is it!?
Ahh, It's this.
I'm sorry.
It's a pillow I use to pin my needles on. But..
I thought I already kept it away.
My wardrobe is already full.
I'll find you a place where to keep your clothes then.
Just a moment.
You! Come here.
Help me empty these drawers.
Why do you want to empty them?
Things are already well-kept.
Here, I'll give you the whole cubboard
to make it as your wardrobe.
Happy, aren't you?
Wait a minute.
Who would keep their clothes in the dish cubboard?
Is it alright?
Why not?
When I was in America,
I kept my clothes in the refrigerator,
...the one I didn't use.
It's not strange at all.
Okay, not strange at all.
Dad, get out of the car. I beg you.
Please, we're home, dad.
Please.
Hello, mom.
We're at the front of the house.
Open the door for us.
I feel sorry for you both, Jib and Sua.
You guys've been working all day long,
...then have to carry a burden home
and deal with this nonsense.
Nonsense?
See! You guys, see!
Your mom always nags me!
She starts pecking at me all the times!
If I knew it,
I would have married a deaf woman.
I wouldn't have marry you!
Wait a sec, dad.
What do you guys fight about?
Tell me the story.
This dude
has been blaming my soup for giving him diarrhea.
Just the soup,
and diarrhea,
...that make you guys mad at each other?
It's not just a diarrhea,
...it's backdoor trots!
Whatever, dad.
Just having trots made you pack away your stuffs?
It wouldn't matter if it didn't
come out during my chess play!
All of my friends were there!
They all laughed at me! I was so embarrassed!
Is that funny?
What are you laughing at?
I'm sorry. I just choked on water.
You know where I was leaking?
Right here where you're sitting!
Right here?
Yes!
I'm better move away then.
There..there is a stain.
Actually,
it had nothing to do with my Chinese herbal soup.
It's all because...
...dad had boiled cockles at Yaowarat,
...then put the blame on my soup!
I've had Yaowarat's boiled cockles for ten years,
...never had diarrhea.
I had diarrhea because of...
...your whatever-anal-blow soup!
Why? I ate it too and I had nothing!
It's because of the boiled cockles!
They're poisonous cockles!
You're wrong and never admit it!
Why I have to admit it?
I've never done anything wrong!
You've never done wrong!
I can't take it anymore!
Can't take it? So don't take it!
You dare me to break up with you!
Yes!
Okay!
Let's break up!
Are you sure!?
I'm sure!
Okay.
If we're breaking up, there need to be witnesses.
Okay, whatever.
So, they are the witnessess?
I thought we've to go to the district office.
Dad, mom, do you remember?
I gave you my words that
I will love and stay with Jern...
...forever and ever after.
But today, I'll take back my words
because I can't take it no more!
Me too!
I can't stay with your stubborn child any more!
This is enough!
Alright, then.
From now on, I'm taking back my words.
I'd say, Jern and I...
...are not husband and wife anymore!
Dad. Mom.
Aren't you ashamed to get divorced at this ages?
Why am I ashamed?
I'd rather be ashamed than stay with your dad!
Who'll take over?
I let you do it.
Don't talk nonsense!
The factory is mine as well.
How come you're the one saying that?
I'll give it to her myself!
Go back home, pack up my stuffs.
Why?
I'll have to stay over here for a few days.
You too!
Me? Stay over too?
Yes, you do.
To help me stop the battle.
What are you looking for?
My fabric scissors. Is it there?
Nope.
It's not it.
What cologne do you use?
It's Diesel Fuel for Life Pour Homme, the same.
Fuel? Is it a cologne or really a fuel?
Why its smell..
makes me feel so nauseous?
Just smell it and I'm feel like..
throwing up!
Well, I have been using it since the first time we met.
You can try, smell it.
You! Back off!
Okay. Okay.
Just a slight smell..
Yuck!
What's the matter?
Kie.
Kie. Are you ok?
No! You back off!
Okay! Okay!
You.
Can you find me something with sour taste?
Yes, yes.
I feel so nauseous.
Calm down, calm down.
Hurry up, you!
There's nothing with sour taste.
Anything!
Okay, okay. Anything, right?
Aha, got it!
Here, I found it.
There is one lime..
Delightful.
You can't drink vinegar!
Why not!
You just can't!
You!
You will get upset stomach!
No!
Let it go! Let it go!
It's super sour!
How could you drink it?
It tastes good.
I think
you're having morning sickness.
No!
What's that you're biting on?
It's sour and yummy.
Go ahead, if you like it then.
What are you carrying? Why it's that big?
Right? What am I carrying?
My stuffs are only in the bottom of the bag.
The rest is all the stuffs you ordered me to bring.
Hey! This's my room! I won't let you in!
What! This's my room!
See! Let them go
not even 5 minutes, they fight again.
Let' go quick!
This is my room! I can get in anytime!
No! No! No! Go away!
Don't!
Hey! What's going on?
It's your mom!
She doesn't let me into my room.
Jib, think about it.
We've broken up, how come
he asks to sleep in the same room?
Are you mad!?
Then you go sleep somewhere else!
Why you've to sleep in this room?
Enough! Enough!
Let's do this,
Dad, you've already packed away your stuffs.
So, you go sleep in my room then.
See! Do you see!
I didn't say anything, your daughter did!
Alright! Alright!
I gave up because of you, not your mom!
Evil!
Jib, tonight you sleep with me then.
Hey, Jib! What about me?
You...
Sua.
Yes?
Don't know where to sleep?
Yes, but I think I will...
Come, sleep with me!
Sleep with me then. Come!
I think I'm okay..
Come on.
Is the bed too small?
It's okay!
Just a little further then.
Is this too obvious?
Better not seeing his faces at least.
Going to bed?
Yes, dad.
Ah, dad! Dad! Dad!
Don't you wear a T-shirt to bed?
Normally when I'm in my room,
...I only wear underwear.
Why? What’s the matter?
No, nothing. But...
...the air conditioner is blowing cold air, dad.
It's better keep your T-shirt on.
So you wouldn't catch a cold.
I am sensitive to the heat.
When I sleep, I'd like to feel comfortable.
Why? What’s the matter?
Nope, nothing, dad.
You act strange.
I go to bed then.
Hey, Sua.
Yes?
Can I ask you something?
Yes, sure.
Have ever you and Jib fought each other?
Well, yes, sometimes.
Then, who win?
Well, I always yield to her, dad.
Hey, wait!
What? What? What? Dad? What?
You are a man! How come you yield to her?
Such a disgrace, you know?
Don't worry, dad.
I absolutely won't give in.
No matter what happens,
I'll fight 'til the end!
I really do!
I go to bed then.
Hey, wait!
Yes, dad? Okay, what's up?
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
Jib told me that you have quit your job?
Yes, I did.
But I'm looking for a new job.
As a man,
don't let a girl feed you.
Yes.
I know my own daughter very well.
Her mom
brought her up to be a queen bee.
So, don't you be a worker bee!
You have to be a beekeeper!
Understand?
Yes.
Go to bed.
Me? Bed?
Jib.
How long have you been married?
Well,
...it's been a bit over 5 months.
And, how is it?
It's okay, mom.
About "that", how is it?
That?
What's "That"?
Well, "that"..croak, croak, croak!
A frog?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ohh, mom. No! I'm sleepy now.
I've to get up early to work!
Come on, Jib. Don't be shy.
Oy, you!
Sleepy? Sleepy?
Jib.
I have something to tell you.
What is it, Mom?
Men..
They like bum squeezing! You know?
The harder the squeeze, the more they are into it!
They'll get goosebumps!
If you also hit them,
Hentikan!
Seriously. If you don't believe me, try it at home!
I don't want to hear it. I'm sleepy!
Bum squeezing! Bum squeezing!
For the details right here,
...check them with the Marketing Team again then.
Yes, sure.
Come in.
Here, there is document for you to sign.
Wait!
Yes?
How's Cookie?
Well, she starts having little morning sickness.
Does she crave for something special?
Well, last night, she just drank vine.
Did she?
That's somewhat healthful.
Vinegar.
I tried to stop her, Manager, but she...
Hey, listen!
Danai!
You've to take good care of my daughter.
Don't let her do anything ignorantly!
If something happens to my grandchild or my daughter.
I would put all the blame on you!
Alright. I'll try.
Do you best!
The phone rings.
Mom, pick up the phone.
Do it yourself.
You, pick up the phone. It might be a customer's calls.
Don't want to lose a customer? Do it yourself!
Okay, never mind. I'll pick up the phone then.
Hello.
Yes, one moment, please.
Mom, a customer wants to make an order.
Let dad deal with it. He said it's his factory.
I'm busy reading my newspaper. Don't you see?
What's wrong with answering the phone? Come on!
I'm also busy reading my magazine!
But, if you want me to do it.
Apologize to me, first.
You want me to apologize to you?
Right!
What for? I've done nothing wrong!
That you put the blame on me!
What's blame? I haven't said anything!
Okay! Okay!
I'll apologize to the customer first then.
Hi, sorry about that.
Mister and Madam are dealing with...
Why? Just saying sorry is that difficult?
..with other costumer's problems.
Can you spell it? S-o-r-
If I've done wrong, I'll apologize.
But I've done nothing, I won't apologize!
Don't do that! Apologize! It's not polite! Apologize!
I'll apologize to the table, but not to you!
You did wrong! Smacking the newspaper down.
Apologize!
Why? Yesterday...
Dad! Mom!
I think if you guys keep fighting each other like this,
...the factory will have to close down.
If the factory is closing down, it's because of you!
It's because of you!
Why you blame me for that? What did I do wrong?
You won't admit it?
Right, we can have another fight!
You did wrong and never admit it, not even once!
Angry? Then what?
Yes! I'm angry! Such a nonsense!
You said it's your factory, don't you!?
Right!
If it's yours, why didn't you pick up the phone?!
Hey, Sua.
Where are you going?
I think I'll go to a massage parlor.
No need to.
I'll do it for you.
It's okay. I think I'd rather go to the parlor.
What are these?
Suction cups.
Suction cups? And what are they for?
Loosening your nerve.
Sua...
in a moment, you'll know
who's really wish you for the best.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Do you have to light the fire?
Yes, of course.
Because fire is my technique for the therapy.
No, no, no, no, no,...
How's it?
Does it hurt?
It doesn't hurt but it's really hot!
How it won't be hot, it's fire.
Give them to me, dad.
No, no, no, no, no,...
Does it hurt?
It's soooooo hot!!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Jib!
What the heck?
Can you drive the car nicely? I almost got hit!
It wouldn't. The signal inside the car was warning.
Jib, you know? Look! What your mom did to me!
See! Do you see!
It's nothing strange.
Anybody would also get the red marks.
Nothing strange?
Not strange, right?
What about this?
Is this strange?
Well, don't worry.
My mom is a professional.
Hey, Jib.
It's not funny.
A professional? My nipples were almost got ripped of!
I can't take it.
Here. I don't feel anything around this area now.
I feel nothing!
Oh, come on.
And?
How was today? Anything gets better?
Nothing.
No one admits to their faults.
No one apologizes.
So,
if we could figure out who did wrong,
...there will be one who has to apologize.
Dad.
Mom.
Tonight's dinner,
...we're going to prove that...
...which was the actual cause that gave dad diarrhea.
And the one who did wrong,
...must apologize.
These are cockles...
...from the restaurant Dad had that day.
This is a same kind of soup.
Mom made on that day as well.
Today, I'll be the one to have Mom's soup.
If I have diarrhea,
...it means that the soup is the cause.
Mom has to apologize to Dad.
And Sua will have these cockles.
If Sua have diarrhea,
it means that the cockles are the cause.
Dad has to apologize to Mom.
Deal?
Deal.
Say it out loud.
Okay! Deal!
Alright.
So, let's start with cockles.
Dad, how many cockles did you have that day?
Three cockles?
Three kilos.
Three kilos!
Perfect! Here, on the dish.
I bought them exactly three kilos. Perfect.
You knew about this, didn't you?
That's why you chose the soup.
Nope.
You! Viper!
Did you know about that?
But, don't worry.
I've already taken out all the venom.
What soup is it, Mom?
Soup?
It's cobra's gallbladder soup.
Cobra's gallbladder!
Cobra's gallbladder.
Mom, are you sure about the venom?
I'm sure. I got rid all of it.
Wanna trade?
I like cockles.
Dig in! It's good!
Good gallbladder.
Don't tell me, Sua!
You're having diarrhea!
It's the cockles.
Dad has to apologize to Mom then.
Hey, wait!
Yes!?
Don't let Mom know about this.
If she does, you know,
...we're no longer a family! Got it?
Got it.
Go!
Hey, wait! Wait!
What's again?
Force them out in a go,
not leave a drop in your tummy.
Go.
Hey, wait! Wait! Wait!
Tomorrow
don't let anyone see you are leaking.
Wait! Wait!
I b-be-beli-
Just say it, dad! Say it!
I believe in you, Sua. Got it?
Yes, yes!
Hey!
Dad.
I'm taking my phone, just call me then!
It's coming! It's coming!
Sua.
Yes?
Why you came down late?
Don't tell me
you're having trots!
The cockles are causing you trouble?
No, I'm not having the trots.
I'm just constipated so it took me awhile.
I'll fill it up for you.
Dad.
This coming round is severe.
I need to go to the toilet!
Otherwise, I'll soak all my pants and chair!
Hey, hold on, son!
Ahem! Anything wrong with you guys?
Nothing. We're good!
Food's good, everything's good, right?
I just put too much pepper on the porridge
so I keep sweating.
Diarrhea! Sure!
What?
Are you pretending to act normal?
If yes,
Quickly tell me the truth,
So we'll know who's right, who's wrong!
It's nothing, Jib!
What are you talking about?
Dad.
You told Sua not to tell us, right?
Are you kidding? Why would I do that?
Hey, you, sit down.
Tell mom, you aren't having diarrhea! Tell her!
Sure, mom!
Look! His hair all stands on end!
It's the cockles. Sure!
It's cold.
Diarrhea! Right? Right? Tell me now!
Right? Right? Right?
Stop shaking me! Jib!
Dad! I can't hold it! Sorry! It's coming out!
It's the cockles! See! How's that?
Apologize to me now!
Apologize, one!
Apologize, two!
I- I- apo-...
Apologize, thr...
Jib.
Jib. What's the matter?
No, nothing.
Hey, you act strange.
She's fine.
What's that noise?
It's chair-dragging noise!
Chair-dragging noise?
Here comes the smell!
It's smell of the Balau wood!
Smell of wood or smell of poop?
Are you alright, Jib?
I'm fine.
Just tell me. Come on.
Are you alright?
I am alright!
Dad! Mom!
Stop fighting.
I'll help you guys deal with it.
But, right now,
...I'll have to deal with myself first.
Your anal-blow soup comes out...
...slowly,
...but grievously!
Sua!
Come out!
What?!
I'm not done! Go away!
Coming. Coming.
Good morning, Manager.
How're things going?
Well, a bit strange to the place but I'm adjusted.
I'm not asking about you.
I'm asking about my daughter.
She's fine, having a little morning sickness.
What's the matter?
How did you leave your shoes around like this!
If my daughter stumbles...
...and aborts her baby, what'd you do?
I'm sorry. I'll keep them away.
In the middle of the way!
Sorry.
Oh, I forget!
I'll keep them away. You just take them off.
Where's Kie?
Daddy.
Hi, sweetheart.
There are lots of foods.
Dig in. They're still warm.
What?!
Why there are underwears in the cutlery drawer?
It actually used to be the cutlery drawer.
But, now, it's my wardrobe.
Kie's wardrobe is already full.
Better not to put them in the fridge.
This one smells good.
It's from the famous pastry shop.
Kie! Why did you do that?
Split it out!
Don't bite it! No! Let it go now, now.
You eat the pastry inside, alright? Not the foam box.
Serabi.
It makes me think of other pastry
that I had when I was young, Daddy.
What's it?..hmm
Suck pastry.
You mean, "stuffed pastry"?
The one that's made of coconut wrapped with banana leaf?
It's stuffed pastry.
My sweetie.
If you're not sure about anything,
do not go out and ask for it yourself, okay?
You, too!
If my daughter wants anything,
you go buy it for her.
Don't let her go by herself.
Okay.
Which company are you going to apply for?
Deodorant.
You'll have to sniff people's armpits 'till your nostrils exploded.
I'd rather sniff people's armpits
than undergo your mom's cupping therapy.
Just because of the trots?
They are getting divorced?
Yeah
Who also gets into trouble? It's me!
So, you left home
because you went to apply for a job?
Or just make an escape?
I really did apply for a job this morning.
But this afternoon..
I'm sick of it, you know,
uncomfortable.
What will you do after your baby's born?
Pack your stuffs out and live seperately?
I don't know.
We haven't talked about it.
Think about it. Don't love each other, living together isn't easy.
Absent-minded?
So? Do you love her or what?
I don't know.
How come you don't know?
You must do know!
From what you see, do you think I love her?
You're asking me?
What? It's all about you two!
If you don't know then who does?
It's your turn to serve.
Kie.
Hello!
Kie.
You're home alone.
Did you eat any weird stuffs?
Nope. Just..
a bar of soap. a bar of soap.
What!?
Soap!
You can't eat that!
It's used on our body. You could die!
It harms your stomach. Split it out!
It's not right. The baby'd have it too!
Are you crazy? I'm just joking.
If I ate the soap,
now the baby'd have covered with bubbles.
Who would've known?
This morning, you was about to eat the box.
I didn't intend to eat it.
It just looked..
Yummy, you know. I just wanted to...
...bite it!
That's good.
Your dad told me that...
If I don't take good care of you,
he'll fire me and make me babysit you forever.
No need to go for work.
You're teasing me again?
I won't fall for your trick.
It's real!
Kie, what's wrong?
I can't thread the needle!
I thought of something serious.
I'll do it for you. Don't cry.
Give me the threat reel too.
Kie, it's okay. Calm down. I'll do it for you.
Calm down, calm down.
The needle's eye is really small.
You!
Stinky! Can you stay away from me?
What's stinky? I don't have body odor.
It's your cologne!
Okay. Calm down. Kie. Don't cry.
Here, I stay. Okay?
It's not okay! Go further away!
Okay. Okay.
Away I go.
Here, this far.
Okay?
No! You go away! Further!
Alright! Alright! I'm going!
Here! Here! Here! At the very far end.
Look! Is here okay?
If you want me to go further, I'll need to go to the next door.
Next episode
I've got an idea.
Dad and Mom strongly believe in horoscope.
Let's hire a fortune teller.
Do you know any fortune teller?
Hello Sua, Jib.
Are we really doing this?
Never try then never know.
I'm home.
Who the heck are you!?
Tony, my ex boyfriend.
Your ex?